For centuries, man has pondered the most profound question of all, a question which has a spiritual and philosophical relevance that belies its simple formulation and construction.
Is black metal krieg?
Shrewd commentator and investigative journalist Nargaroth posits that Ja, in fact, it ist.*
But ist it?
To definitively answer this question, I have taken the liberty of putting together a useful flowchart, that can help to determine whether or not black metal is krieg in an emergency, such as a panther attack or the sudden onset of hayfever(s).
*Disclaimer: German and facts subject to substantial margin of error.