Is Black Metal Krieg? A Handy Visual Guide

For centuries, man has pondered the most profound question of all, a question which has a spiritual and philosophical relevance that belies its simple formulation and construction.

Is black metal krieg?

Shrewd commentator and investigative journalist Nargaroth posits that Ja, in fact, it ist.*

But ist it?

To definitively answer this question, I have taken the liberty of putting together a useful flowchart, that can help to determine whether or not black metal is krieg in an emergency, such as a panther attack or the sudden onset of hayfever(s).

Black Metal Ist Krieg

Black Metal is, in fact, Krieg

*Disclaimer: German and facts subject to substantial margin of error.

The Luciferan Adversary Of Heck

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